Cristiano Ronaldo looked down from his private box, Gareth Bale watched from the bench, and on the pitch – showing no signs of missing either of them – Real Madrid destroyed a Barcelona side to win the Spanish Super Cup.
Philippe Coutinho and Ousmane Dembele’s prices can be cranked up a little further after this because Barcelona’s board have no choice but to strengthen before the window shuts. Today they will present former Tottenham midfielder Paulinho, not quite the first post-Neymar signing their supporters had in mind.
Real Madrid were without their two most expensive players as Ronaldo began a five-game ban for pushing a referee and Bale was dropped to the bench to make way for 21-year-old Marco Asensio.
Real Madrid celebrate after beating Barcelona over two legs, home and away, to win the Spanish Super Cup on Wednesday
Cristiano Ronaldo, suspended for the second leg as part of a five-game ban, took to the pitch to hold the trophy at full-time
Marco Asensio jumps for joy in front of the joyous Bernabeu crowd after scoring a stunning strike to give Real Madrid the lead
The young Spaniard hit a ferocious drive with his left foot which flew and fizzed through the air before hitting the top corner
Asensio beams with delight as Modric grabs his arm while he wheels away to celebrate after spectacularly hitting the net
Asensio is congratulated by his buoyant team-mates as Real Madrid further extended their lead against rivals Barcelona
Karim Benzema celebrates after netting Real Madrid’s second goal of the evening to put the home side 5-1 up on aggregate
The Frenchman falls to the floor with his arms outstretched in celebration as his team-mates join to congratulate the striker
Barcelona talisman Lionel Messi cuts a dejected figure after Asensio’s opener gave the visitors a real uphill task to overcome
Things got worse for Messi and Co following Benzema’s strike on what has been a difficult summer for the Catalan giants
Losing the first leg of Spanish Super Cup 3-1 at the Nou Camp, Barcelona’s challenge became harder after just four minutes
Barcelona: Ter Stegen; Alba (Digne 78), Pique (Semedo 50), Mascherano, Umtiti; Busquets, Andre Gomes (Deulofeu 72); Rakitic; Messi, Suarez, Sergi Roberto
Subs not used: Cillessen, Vidal, Suarez, Alcacer
Booked: Suarez, Mascheran
It was the youngster’s rocket shot from 35-yards out on four minutes that made it 1-0 and set the tone for a first half mauling. He cost just 4.5m euros two seasons ago; in today’s inflated market he would cost well over the 100m mark.
Karim Benzema doubled the lead on 39 minutes pulling away from a static Samuel Umtiti to blast past Marc Andre ter Stegen.
It was 2-0 at half time but it could have been far worse. Barcelona were in pieces. In one early raid Luis Suarez sprinted clear but when he pulled the ball back to where Neymar would have been racing in last season, there was no one to convert.
Ter Stegen kicked the ball straight out of play as Barça passes were misplaced all over the pitch and Real Madrid played around them for fun.
Asensio could easily have scored again from a Benzema cut-back and on the other wing Lucas Vazquez hit a post. United wanted Bale this summer and Ronaldo wanted United or Paris Saint Germain. This really was evidence that had either left, Madrid’s vibrant band of young guns would have made sure the club coped.
Towards the end of the first half some Real Madrid players went to the touchline in the 30-degree heat to take on water. The Barcelon players were struggling to come up for air.
When the ball ran out of play Zidane killed it dead with his first touch in the technical area. Even their manager is special. This was his seventh trophy win in one and a half years.
Cristiano Ronaldo (right, middle row) was forced to watch on from the stands as he began his five-game suspension
Modric holds off the challenge of Ivan Rakitic as Real Madrid took charge of the tie early on against their La Liga enemies
Real Madrid goalkeeper slides out to deny Messi who was bearing down on goal as Barcelona struggled to impress
Barcelona captain races forward with the ball and keeps control as Real Madrid midfielder Mateo Kovacic attempts to keep up
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Messi is surrounded by Real Madrid players on what proved to be a frustrating evening for the Barcelona forward
Luis Suarez whacks the ball with his right foot from just inside the area but was unable to hit the net for Barcelona
Barcelona centre back Gerard Pique attempts to block Benzema’s path to goal as the striker gets the ball in the area
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Real Madrid’s Brazilian left back Marcelo puts his foot on the ball as he looks to get past Barcelona’s Sergi Roberto
Benzema races forward with the ball as Samuel Umtiti attempts to stop his compatriot with an outstretched arm
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Real Madrid’s French international defender Raphael Varane nips in ahead of Barcelona forward Luis Suarez
Dani Carvajal nutmegged Suarez as the home side just seemed to get better and better. There were now more flicks than a tiddly-winks tournament and each one was given an Olé by home supporters who taunted Gerard Pique with cries of ‘He stays’ when he was taken off in the second half. Pique had famously tweeted that Neymar was staying. How he must wish it had been so.
Messi hit the bar six minutes into the second half. He has still not signed his new contract and is four months from being able to negotiate a move away from the club. He wont desert the sinking ship but perhaps he will delay putting pen to paper all the time club is in this state. Premier League clubs will be watching.
Suarez, who finished the match hobbling with a right-knee injury kept battling and he hit the post with a diving header with Barcelona’s best second half chance. He will be hoping to see his former Liverpool team-mate Coutinho brought in sooner rather than later.
For Bale and Ronaldo there need be no such rush to come back. Asensio was given a standing ovation when he was taken off with 15 minutes left. He is the future of a team that will be everyone’s benchmark in the Champions League this season.
Marcelo climbs in front of Roberto to get his head on a loose ball on what proved to be a comfortable evening for Real Madrid
Sergio Busquets manages to get a toe on ball to make a pass as Toni Kroos sticks his boot out in a bid to stop the midfielder
Rakitic keeps his eyes on the ball as he looks to keep possession for Barcelona as Sergio Ramos closes in on the Croatian
Barcelona defender Javier Mascherano plays a pass under the outstretched boot of goalscorer Asensio on Wednesday night
Zinedine Zidane barks instructions from the touchline during what has been an excellent start to the season for Real Madrid
Barcelona boss Ernesto Valverde looks on during what was a disappointing Spanish Super Cup display over the two legs
MATCH HIGHLIGHT
The ref blows for what everyone assumes is an early full-time – both teams would welcome that, for different reasons – but it’s for a foul. That gives Mascherano enough time to get booked for a nasty lunging tackle. A minute later, the game is done and the Super Cup is theirs.
90 min: We’ll have three minutes of added time. Barcelona look less than thrilled. Suarez feels his leg again. Let’s hope they don’t lose Neymar and Suarez (although if there’s one man who can play up front on his own.
88 min: Good news: Suarez is no longer injured. Bad news: he just got booked.
85 min: More good news for Barcelona, Suarez pulls up with what looks like a strain. He stays on the pitch for now though – Barca have used all their subs.
83 min: Deulofeu runs at Sergio Ramos and panics him very slightly. It’s enough to win a corner. A corner that Barcelona waste.
80 min: Real trot up and win a corner. To celebrate they take off Kroos for Ceballos.
76 min: Barcelona have dominated the last 10 minutes: but Real Madrid have let them dominate, happy to rest up on their comfy four-goal cushion. Suarez goes down in a heap. It’s safe to say the Real Madrid fans are not sympathetic. Alba comes off for Digne.
73 min: Mascherano clips Benzema on the heel and the Frenchman hobbles around for a bit. He should be OK to continue though. Messi then sends the ball over the bar. Theo comes on for Asensio.
70 min: Suarez hits the post! Messi’s shot from distance is saved by Navas, and the ball rebounds to an unmarked Suarez, whose header smacks the foot of the post. “I’m guessing Paul Fitzgerald (48 minutes) didn’t watch much of last season,” writes Lee Purchase. “Ronaldo scored 10 goals in the quarters, semis and final of the Champions League; against such teams you won’t always have it as easy as this and he’s the ultimate big-game player (and averages over a goal-a-game). Laughable how people say Ronaldo makes Madrid worse, no matter how slick they look tonight.”
68 min: Real are Barcelona-ing Barcelona at the moment, keeping possession as their rivals chase the ball.
65 min: Alba slides a ball across goal but Sergio Roberto is a metre or so from connecting and pulling one back for Barcelona. Real have reduced their intensity a little.
62 min: Casemiro comes on for Kovacic.
60 min: The sub Semedo’s cross is met by a glancing header from Suarez but he can’t direct it past the excellent Navas. Semedo is busy at the other end of the pitch a minute later, scrambling the ball clear.
58 min: A replay off Benzema’s shot earlier shows Ter Stegen didn’t know much about his save: it ricocheted off his shoulder. Messi has come into the game a little more in the last 10 minutes.
55 min: I missed a sub earlier: Pique came off for Semedo. Looks like he had an injury. Back on the pitch Benzema thrashes a shot that Ter Stegen gets in the way of.
52 min: Benzema gallops forward but is stopped by Mascherano. Barcelona aren’t really looking like they’re scoring four goals anytime soo… and Messi hits the bar. He wanders into the box and thrashes the ball on to the underside of the bar but it bounces out to safety. That sums up Barcelona’s night so far.
48 min: Suarez is in the box and pulls the back across goal. Navas is excellent again too get to the ball and smother it. “Spare a thought for the fallen,” says Paul Fitzgerald. “Poor Ronny must be wondering what many Real fans have suspected in the last year or two; that this team not only probably don’t need him but that they might also be better without him.”
46 min: Barcelona come out in their revolutionary 4-0-2 formation. They had one (1) shot on goal in the first half. Maybe they can make manage two in the next 45 minutes. Who knows? Joseph Lam does raise a very good point: Real were excellent rather than Barcelona being abject in the first 45 minutes. You shudder to think what they’d do to Arsenal or Liverpool’s defence.
Half-time: The ref takes pity on Barcelona and whistles exactly on 45 minutes. Lionel Messi does not look happy.
43 min: I’ve counted at least three examples of showboating so far from Real that would count as excessive against a pub team. They’re out to humiliate their opponents as well as beat them.
41 min: Here’s Peter Van: “In response to Jo Ashdown (27 min): yes, it is too early to talk about firing Valverde. Two games, come on! But Jo is on to something. This IS the most dreadful Barca team I can remember. Instead of blaming Valverde, I’d blame whoever is in charge of hiring their scouting. Why have Madrid discovered brilliant players such as Vasquez or Asensio while Barcelona can only come up with Andre Gomes/Umtiti mediocrities?”
GOAL! Real Madrid 2-0 Barcelona (Benzema 38 min)
Yep, that was coming. Barcelona have been powerless to stop Real going forward. Marcelo crosses and Benzema peels away from Umtiti. The Frenchman then crashes a shot into the corner. This could get ugly for Barca. Or should I say uglier.
36 min: Modric spins round and fires off a pass mainly because he can. Having said that, it goes straight to a Barcelona player. But Real have won this, so why not humiliate your opponents while you can?
33 min: Vazquez again! He’s free in the area and curls his shot past Ter Stegen but it smacks off the post and to safety.
31 min: A lovely first touch from Vazquez to control a long pass from Marcelo and he bears down on goal like a slightly less good Gareth Bale. He finds Kroos but the shot is awful. A few seconds later Vazquez is at it again, forcing a corner with a tricky cross that Benzema just fails to connect with.
27 min: The knives are out for Valverde already. Here’s Jo Ashdown:
“Is it too early to call for Ernesto Valverde’s resignation? True, he inherited a decaying team, got no real reinforcements and lost arguably his best player. But you have to go back to the pre-Guardiola era to see such a listless, aimless Barcelona. I’d say these supercup performances are even worse than those tonkings at PSG and Juventus last season. Am I being too unfair to suggest Sr Valverde is in over his head”
24 min: Asensio has another chance to score after Benzema holds up the ball well. But his shot is deflected out for a corner. Which ends a pretty good run:
21 min: Real surge forward and Marcelo sends a cross-shot across goal that beats Ter Stegen. There’s no one to tap it home, but it almost goes in anyway, just missing the far post.
19 min: Real Madrid are sickening: not only are they brilliant going forward, Navas has also been great in goal. No great saves yet but he’s been out quickly to snuff out any chances created by Barcelona.
17 min: Of course, no sooner do I say Messi has been quiet than he slaloms his way past a few players and nearly scores. It takes a quick reaction from Navas to stop him: the keeper rushes out and gets the ball away.
15 min: Barcelona are getting back into this game – in that they’re not all pressed back on their own goalline anymore – Gomes chests the ball down and starts to spin round to shoot. But the whistle goes for handball. Messi has been very quiet.
12 min: Marcelo indulges in some ridiculous trickery down the left but his cross fails to find a team-mate. Then at the other end, Suarez slides the ball back across goal – an empty goal too after Navas rushed out – but there’s no support.
9 min: Real continue to press. The positives for Barcelona are that they have plenty of time to come back and … that’s it. They do have an attack of sorts but it peters out without a shot on target.
7 min: Maybe PSG should have bought Asensio instead of Neymar: he would have been a lot cheaper. If Real go on to win this game with ease, it will leave Barcelona feeling pretty flat going into a new season without You Know Who.
GOAL! Real Madrid 1-0 Barcelona (Asensio, 4min)
It’s all Real early on. Benzema scampers out to the wing to deliver a cross, which is blocked. It’s Real who look like the team chasing the lead so far. And there they go! It’s a fantastic strike from Asensio, whose dipping, curling shot from distance gives Ter Stegen no chance.
3 min:Barcelona only have to score three goals tonight to win. And, of course, that opens them up to Real counter-attacks: and Madrid have one early on. Modric picks up a cross but his shot is deflected to safety for Barca.
1 min: And we’re off. Barcelona get us started in front of a full-house of 78,000. “Like Trump, did Ronaldo also claim that both sides were to blame for his shove on the referee?” asks Peter Oh. They do have similarities: the weird tan, the magnificently rippled torso, the attention to their hair, the weird obsession with a rival for power. Ronaldo is way less likely to cause a nuclear war, mind.
We have some warm-ups. Gareth Bale, by the way, starts the game on the bench. Asensio and Vazquez will be your Madrid wide men this evening.